Robert Auton

The footprints of a person with two right feet

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A small green salad Swallow

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Pinocchio moon pastry

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The six soldiers all hatched without complication

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Buts

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painting in progress

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Painting in progress

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The red lipped bin monster of Hackney

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All you can't eat chinese

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A donkey having a staring contest with an out of shot duck

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A cat dressed up in an expensive sheep costume

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A content Goat

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The toffee bomb pupil

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Toilet roll eyed Disneyface

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79p for a packet of Polos? They've got holes in aswell.

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Lying in a Lion Coffin

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Laughing Peppers

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Crazy Golf

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Flowerpot

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Thankyous

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Tubes of cloud

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Warm explosion

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The Magic Roundabout on the Victoria Line

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Severed tights

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The beginnings of the compost heap on the N38

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Hats off to the moon

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Battered dreams

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Looking up in Soho

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Worth a read

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Boiling a forest

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Vapour Trail from chimney #19

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Never have I wanted to draw a face on anything more

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Smiling toilet

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"Don't wrap me up, I don't want to be a present" Tough luck fox.

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Bread board mouth

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I wonder what the seats are like in that caravan

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Orange fire in the Chinese

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Pepper face 2

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Pepper face

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Stckroom floor

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A good sign

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Pie

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We wait

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Firework proves that fire works

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Sound advice

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The view next to the B+B window

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The greenest bananas I have ever seen

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Do the black circles represent a nose or a mouth

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The wood looked like water

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Bowling for velcro

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Carpet and Rug shop without the carpet and rugs

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Shopping in Bangor

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Look up

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Rare

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This is the biggest security camera I have ever seen

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This pigeon was sat in this puddle for as long as I looked at it

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A wave in a teacup

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Carpet

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Carpet with shoe

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The bed and breakfast cupboard I did not open

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I never feel completely at ease when drinking water from the bathroom tap

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Wallpaper or seat cushion?

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Carpet or Wallpaper?

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WHat is in the hotel room cupboard? I didn't open it.

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Hotel room tea making facilities

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Vapour Trail from chimney #18

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Skittles

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The sun rises behind a Bounty Sherbert Lemon dashboard in the car park of a service station

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Tightrope made by a plane

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Vapour Trail from chimney #17

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Vapour Trail from chimney #16

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Vapour Trail from chimney #16

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Pigeon feet

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Blood on the cashpoint

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Vapour Trail from chimney #15

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Vapour Trail from chimney #14

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Some leaves got bagged up. Some leaves did not.

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Liquid Elephant

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Saturday morning in Sainsburys with Spongebob Squarepants

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I like Songebob Squarepants because of his facial expressions. You can tell when he is in a good mood and when he is not. When in Sainsburys with him yesterday morning he maintained an equal zest for life and enthusiasm for each and every product he came across. "Rob! Take a picture of me with the Go Cat. Look at the Go Cat Rob. The cats aren't going anywhere! OH wow look at all those different spices Rob, take a picture of me with the spices Rob. Look at me Rob I'm lying down next to the mince, I'm not dead Rob , I'm just pretending."

Saturday morning in Sainsburys with Spongebob Squarepants

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Saturday morning in Sainsburys with Spongebob Squarepants

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Saturday morning in Sainsburys with Spongebob Squarepants

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Saturday morning in Sainsburys with Spongebob Squarepants

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Saturday morning in Sainsburys with Spongebob Squarepants

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Saturday morning in Sainsburys with Spongebob Squarepants

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Saturday morning in Sainsburys with Spongebob Squarepants

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Saturday morning in Asda with a lime

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There has been many a time that I have been in Asda in Walthamstow and found myself getting really disturbed by the way people treat each other in there. Everybody wishes that everybody else wasn't in there. I get this feeling quite a lot in London. On the tube, in the street, at the cinema. It is a fact that London is overcrowded.
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I know that if I went to get on the tube tomorrow morning and nobody was there I would be confused. A man would walk up to me and say, "you got what you wanted, a seat, take your pick." "Where is everybody else?" I would ask. "They are no more."
If everybody went to Asda and it was empty apart from you and the staff the madness would have disssapppeared but a new madness would have arrived. On Saturday morning in Asda I had both my ankles caved in by a lady with pushchair. After resting for ten minutes against the Broccoli I thought I have to try and get something positive out of this place. So I picked up the greenest lime I could find and put it where it had never been before. The variations of this practise are infinite. I highly recccccommmmmend picking up something and putting it in an out of place place.

Saturday morning in Asda with a lime

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Saturday morning in Asda with a lime

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Saturday morning in Asda with a lime

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Saturday morning in Asda with a lime

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Saturday morning in Asda with a lime

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Depressed Cherub holding a dog in a headlock

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Vapour Trail from chimney #13

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The car that Hitler should have driven

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