Ok dear, what would you like me to make you for tea?
I want Marzipan Auschwitz with sultana soldiers.
No we are out of marzipan.
I want a Chocolate rifle with strawberry bullets.
We ate the strawberries last night.
How about a nice apple pie in the shape of a panzer tank?
I can’t eat that for dinner. For pudding yes. For dinner no.
What about Roast beef and Yorkshire Pudding?
Will you make the Yorkshire Pudding resemble a mushroom cloud?
Yes dear I will.
That will be fine then.
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