I find myself lying in a somewhat provocative pose on a beach in the Bahamas. A beautiful mermaid is sat directly opposite me. She is topless. Complete with an easel and canvas she begins to paint my portrait.
“For this portrait I am going to use water colours” she boasts.
“Typical bloody mermaid” I mutter under my breath whilst tensing.
Friday 20 February 2009
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