To cut a long story short

A meteorite of sperm smashed into the Earth and travelled ferociously to the Earths core. Our planet then became fertilised in the huge womb of the universe. Chunky pink legs began to grow from the depths of India and Africa, arms broke through the tarmacs of Russia and America and the bulbous head burst through the ice caps. The baby proceeded to swim through the womb of the universe towards the sun killing all life on earth, it then travelled into the sun and out through its mothers legs.