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“Daddy,Daddy, look that dog dirt is white.”
“Yes son, that’s because it's made by Apple.”
“Oh wow. Look Daddy there’s a head phone socket can I plug my headphones in?”
“Yes son, but be careful its riddled with germs.”
The young boy bent down and carefully slotted his headphones into the socket.
“What can you hear son?” Asked the Father.
“It’s James Blunt Daddy.”