Air force one
When I’m American president I’ll fly to Leeds Bradford in Air force one.
I’ll watch ‘Dads Army’ on DVD
And for my lunch ill have a scone.
When I’m American president I’ll paint the white house black for a day.
Then I’ll paint it white again but it won’t have dried so it will turn out grey.
When I’m American president I’ll impregnate the statue of liberty and we will have pale green half statue babies.
When I’m American president I’ll make people realise cooling towers are just the cigarette that planet earth chooses to smoke.
When I’m American President ill employ Lillybeard the effeminate pirate to be my vice president.
When I’m American president.
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