Wednesday 1 April 2009

The retired professional tennis player

The retired professional tennis player decided to start a jazz band.
He called the group ‘I hit my bitch with my amazing back hand.’
But the name of the band got him put in jail.
They locked him a way in the belly of a whale.
The tennis world was shocked when the rumours spread.
He was in the whale for an hour then he was dead.

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