I could tell by the look of her garden
She was a fan of Jurassic Park
I could tell by the ammount of smashed lightbulbs
She liked sitting in the dark
I could tell by the sound of her voice
She cleaned her teeth with a hair brush
I could tell by the look of her head
She combed her hair with a tooth brush
I could tell by the walk of her cat
She didn't like cats
I could tell by the walk of her dog
She didn't like cats
I could tell by the look of her letterbox
She was intent on killing the postman
I could tell by her Nazi memorabilia place mats
She would make an interesting hostman
I could tell by the size of her belly
Her gravestone would be made out of chocolate
I could tell by the size of her big purple telly
She was the number one stalker of Dale Winton
I could tell by the look of her ash tray
She smoked cigarettes the wrong way round
I could tell by the look of her ribcage
She kept a pair if vultures in it
I could tell by the look of her speech bubbles
She used to be a Superhero
I could tell by the look of her hands
She once worked as a dinnerlady
Monday, 28 September 2009
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